Repatriare

31 July, 2009

Chiropractic Dangers

Filed under: tall.teacher — Reaper @ 11:27 am
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I’m just doing my duty on this one as a critical thinker to get the information out. Before going further you should realise that while I am not inclined to dismiss all alternative medicines, I believe that they should be judged by the empirical evidence accumulated. 

(Note: this is the infamous article on chiropractic that got Simon Singh sued. It is being reposted all over the web today by multiple blogs and online magazines.)

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Some practitioners claim it is a cure-all, but the research suggests chiropractic therapy has mixed results – and can even be lethal, says Simon Singh.

You might be surprised to know that the founder of chiropractic therapy, Daniel David Palmer, wrote that “99% of all diseases are caused by displaced vertebrae”. In the 1860s, Palmer began to develop his theory that the spine was involved in almost every illness because the spinal cord connects the brain to the rest of the body. Therefore any misalignment could cause a problem in distant parts of the body.

In fact, Palmer’s first chiropractic intervention supposedly cured a man who had been profoundly deaf for 17 years. His second treatment was equally strange, because he claimed that he treated a patient with heart trouble by correcting a displaced vertebra. You might think that modern chiropractors restrict themselves to treating back problems, but in fact some still possess quite wacky ideas. The fundamentalists argue that they can cure anything, including helping treat children with colic, sleeping and feeding problems, frequent ear infections, asthma and prolonged crying – even though there is not a jot of evidence.

I can confidently label these assertions as utter nonsense because I have co-authored a book about alternative medicine with the world’s first professor of complementary medicine, Edzard Ernst. He learned chiropractic techniques himself and used them as a doctor. This is when he began to see the need for some critical evaluation. Among other projects, he examined the evidence from 70 trials exploring the benefits of chiropractic therapy in conditions unrelated to the back. He found no evidence to suggest that chiropractors could treat any such conditions.

But what about chiropractic in the context of treating back problems? Manipulating the spine can cure some problems, but results are mixed. To be fair, conventional approaches, such as physiotherapy, also struggle to treat back problems with any consistency. Nevertheless, conventional therapy is still preferable because of the serious dangers associated with chiropractic.

In 2001, a systematic review of five studies revealed that roughly half of all chiropractic patients experience temporary adverse effects, such as pain, numbness, stiffness, dizziness and headaches. These are relatively minor effects, but the frequency is very high, and this has to be weighed against the limited benefit offered by chiropractors.

More worryingly, the hallmark technique of the chiropractor, known as high-velocity, low-amplitude thrust, carries much more significant risks. This involves pushing joints beyond their natural range of motion by applying a short, sharp force. Although this is a safe procedure for most patients, others can suffer dislocations and fractures.

Worse still, manipulation of the neck can damage the vertebral arteries, which supply blood to the brain. So-called vertebral dissection can ultimately cut off the blood supply, which in turn can lead to a stroke and even death. Because there is usually a delay between the vertebral dissection and the blockage of blood to the brain, the link between chiropractic and strokes went unnoticed for many years. Recently, however, it has been possible to identify cases where spinal manipulation has certainly been the cause of vertebral dissection.

Laurie Mathiason was a 20-year-old Canadian waitress who visited a chiropractor 21 times between 1997 and 1998 to relieve her low-back pain. On her penultimate visit she complained of stiffness in her neck. That evening she began dropping plates at the restaurant, so she returned to the chiropractor. As the chiropractor manipulated her neck, Mathiason began to cry, her eyes started to roll, she foamed at the mouth and her body began to convulse. She was rushed to hospital, slipped into a coma and died three days later. At the inquest, the coroner declared: “Laurie died of a ruptured vertebral artery, which occurred in association with a chiropractic manipulation of the neck.”

This case is not unique. In Canada alone there have been several other women who have died after receiving chiropractic therapy, and Edzard Ernst has identified about 700 cases of serious complications among the medical literature. This should be a major concern for health officials, particularly as under-reporting will mean that the actual number of cases is much higher.

If spinal manipulation were a drug with such serious adverse effects and so little demonstrable benefit, then it would almost certainly have been taken off the market.

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Simon Singh is a science writer in London and the co-author, with Edzard Ernst, of Trick or Treatment? Alternative Medicine on Trial. This is an edited version of an article published in The Guardian for which Singh is being personally sued for libel by the British Chiropractic Association.

30 July, 2009

Moral Dilemma

Filed under: tall.teacher — Reaper @ 12:09 pm
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Here’s a dilemma for you… With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one.

Please don’t answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line – this is important for the test to work accurately.

You’re in Florida…In Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is — it’s George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world’s most powerful men.

And here’s the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

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29 July, 2009

Bush’s Urgent & Confidential Business Proposal

Filed under: killing time — Reaper @ 12:59 pm
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URGENT ASSISTANCE – FROM USA

IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
FAX: 202.456.2461

Dear Sir / Madam,

I am GEORGE WALKER BUSH, son of the former president of the United States of America George Herbert Walker Bush, and currently serving as President of the United States of America. This letter might surprise you because we have not met neither in person nor by correspondence. I came to know of you in my search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential business transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to an account requiring maximum confidence.

I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance in acquiring oil funds that are presently trapped in the republic of Iraq. My partners and I solicit your assistance in completing a transaction begun by my father, who has long been actively engaged in the extraction of petroleum in the United States of America, and bravely served his country as director of the United States Central Intelligence Agency.

In the decade of the nineteen-eighties, my father, then vice-president of the United States of America, sought to work with the good offices of the President of the Republic of Iraq to regain lost oil revenue sources in the neighboring Islamic republic of Iran. This unsuccessful venture was soon followed by a falling-out with his Iraqi partner, who sought to acquire additional oil revenue sources in the neighboring emirate of Kuwait, a wholly-owned U.S.-British subsidiary.

My father re-secured the petroleum assets of Kuwait in 1991 at a cost of sixty-one billion u.s. dollars ($61,000,000,000). Out of that cost, thirty-six billion dollars ($36,000,000,000) were supplied by his partners in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and other persian gulf monarchies, and sixteen billion dollars ($16,000,000,000) by German and Japanese partners. But my father’s former Iraqi business partner remained in control of the republic of Iraq and its petroleum reserves.

My family is calling for your urgent assistance in funding the removal of the President of the Republic of Iraq and acquiring the petroleum assets of his country, as compensation for the costs of removing him from power. Unfortunately, our partners from 1991 are not willing to shoulder the burden of this new venture, which in its upcoming phase may cost the sum of 100 billion to 200 billion dollars ($100,000,000,000 – $200,000,000,000), both in the initial acquisition and in long-term management.

Without the funds from our 1991 partners, we would not be able to acquire the oil revenue trapped within Iraq. That is why my family and our colleagues are urgently seeking your gracious assistance. Our distinguished colleagues in this business transaction include the sitting vice-president of the United States of America, Richard Cheney, who is an original partner in the Iraq venture and former head of the Halliburton oil company, and Condoleeza Rice, whose professional dedication to the venture was demonstrated in the naming of a Chevron oil tanker after her.

I would beseech you to transfer a sum equaling ten to twenty-five percent (10-25 %) of your yearly income to our account to aid in this important venture. The internal revenue service of the United States of America will function as our trusted intermediary. I propose that you make this transfer before the fifteenth (15th) of the month of April.

I know that a transaction of this magnitude would make anyone apprehensive and worried. But I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. A bold step taken shall not be regretted, I assure you. Please do be informed that this business transaction is 100% legal. If you do not wish to co-operate in this transaction, please contact our intermediary representatives to further discuss the matter.

I pray that you understand our plight. My family and our colleagues will be forever grateful. Please reply in strict confidence to the contact numbers below.

Sincerely with warm regards,

George Walker Bush

Switchboard: 202.456.1414
Comments: 202.456.1111
Fax: 202.456.2461
Email: president@whitehouse.gov

Source: This parody of the ubiquitous Nigerian scam letter was written by Zoltan Grossman

23 July, 2009

IQ Test

Filed under: tall.teacher — Reaper @ 12:00 pm

How do you spell ‘a hungry horse’ in four letters

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ps. the picture has no relation to the puzzle, its just funky

 

Answer after the break (more…)

22 July, 2009

Odds & Sods

From around the world we have a collection of interesting and only vaguely related things, bought to you by the fact that I am far too busy pretending to be working to write anything myself.

I love creationism; the concept that an all knowing, infallible entity has created a perfect world that we, as beings created in the makers image, are too stupid to maintain. Let us trot out the usual garbage about the perfect formation of the eye and how it couldn’t form all at once, thereby completely undermining any claim that we understand evolution at even the most basic level. Le SIGH

Well here are a few examples of where, had the creator been graded on his ’perfect design,’ he would have been kicked out of celestial community college

Further on we have some rare mental disturbances taken from the Top 10 Listverse site, and my favourite has to be number 4 which apparently strikes less adventurous travellers in their first weeks working in a new country.

And to conclude.. here is a smoking hot she, that used to be a he, (does this make me question my sexuality, further inflame my hatred of plastic surgery, or simply wonder if I’m shallow in responding to easily faked physical measures of sexual attractiveness?) and is generally conceded to be no more plastic then the other beauty contest entrants.

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choi han bit

21 July, 2009

Intolerance

Filed under: Doom & Gloom, Philosophy, Religion — Reaper @ 5:18 pm
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I recently got sent a link to a site that was described as a “Hate Crime in cyberspace”.. Now with a review like that I just had to drop in and have a look.

Sadly any heinous content was nicely obscured by the glaring visuals and apparently random format, making it almost impossible to actually find anything until you scroll right to the bottom of the excessively bloated introduction page and find a nicely hidden (small text) string of categories.

What can we say, apparently Jesus loves complete chaos. I guess the idea is that you have to wade through dozens of rants in order to find something you’re interested in.

For me it was the Yin/Yang page. I found it amusing to say the least, grabbing fragments from a dozen contradictory sources and stringing them together in an attempt to provide a harmonious philosophy that can then be attacked for its evil nature. Like all philosophies the Yin/Yang concept has developed across multiple cultures, eras, and pull any two ‘experts’ together in a room and they’ll disagree on a thousand points, much like Christianity you might say.

Ah, Christianity, possibly the most fragmented and divided religion in the world today. Formed around an accumulation of ancient sacred books that have been transcribed during many centuries by all manner of copyists. The ignorance and carelessness of many of whom can still be witnessed in the form of numerous textual errors and cultural misunderstandings. I always find it interesting that certain Christian groups claim that the bible is a literal thing, when it was only centuries after the religions foundation that people could even agreed what should be in it.

A lot of these inconsistencies were cleared up by the King James Version, showing the world that the theologians of the time seemed to think that they were more divinely inspired then those that came before them. “Who cares who wrote that passage in antiquity, that person that may have listen to the Christ speak, I in as a learned and educated man of my time know better”

…where was I?

Oh yes, this place a gold mine of paranoia, conspiracy theory, and poorly researched attacks. Love it!

I know this site probably wasn’t intended as a parody, but it has become one. So much so, and so wide ranging are the attacks that I have no idea which particular divergent branch of Christianity this site supports. I assume they’re literalists, as they attack creation in the usual ‘frothing at the mouth and unwilling to accept evidence’ manner while bring forth the usual arsenal of ancient and debunked arguments.

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Still I’ll be coming back to mine for gems of narrow-minded logical fallacies and sheer inability to interpret other cultures outside a narrow American-Christian (yes American Christian is a unique animal quite dissimilar from Christianity almost everywhere else) framework.

What can I say, these folks probably think that “if English was good enough for Jesus…”

I know these folks were indoctrinated into an extremist cult, possibly at an early age, grew up with a church support mechanism that influenced their thoughts in every stage of their lives, and now mindlessly recite the foolishness that they were taught. Yet it is so hard to turn the other cheek on this idiocy. I can only hope to follow in the footsteps of the Christ (and possibly the Buddah) and say “forgive them father for they know not what they do”.

Don’t ge me wrong, I have a great respect for people of faith. I just have none for blundering idiots who blindly follow a book without understanding the basis of their religion. The one true and literal word of God encased in a paper, written by falleable humans one and a half thousand years ago, having undergone multiple translations and revisions. Hell most of todays Christians would have been considered heretical even a few decades ago, by people following exactly the same divine user manual.

  occams razor

PS The first examples of the Hebrew Bible (which largely makes up the old testament) seems to show up in 200BC and early versions that are recognisable as the ancestors of the current incarnations were produced (in Latin) in the late second century AD. Most of the bibles created before 1500 AD seem to have contradictions, translation errors and typos, copied as they are from earlier versions and sometimes from now lost documents.

20 July, 2009

Repatriare

Filed under: killing time, tall.teacher — Reaper @ 3:22 pm
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Repatriare is the late Latin term for the arrival and re-assimilation of those who are returning to their homeland.

As much as travel broadens the mind, there comes a time when we long for home. I had thought that such a time would be far off, however being back home has convinced me otherwise.

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I’m not about to stick my head in the sand and say that I’m back in the greatest country on earth and never going again, but I do appreciate this place a lot more now that I’ve been out in the world. Naturally I’ll be back out in the world again soon enough, but this time as a traveller rather then a worker drone. It’ll be nice to see the worlds shiny guest friendly side as opposed to the grittiness of being a minority worker. 

Hence the name change… Seoul is behind me, though I do intend to drop back in to annoy friends and former co-workers, but I think I’m done on the teaching for a while. Next stop to create my own malleable social psyche construct (aka children), that I can inflict upon the world with my own bias and need for immortality. 

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This is not a goodbye, only a slight change in direction, less on Korea, more on the world, and possibly with house buying and child raising horror stories.

17 July, 2009

Meglomania Meme

Filed under: killing time, tall.teacher — Reaper @ 1:54 pm
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My answers to that annoying three questions email that is doing the rounds, plus a bit extra tacked on that got a few laughs. So if you wish to “..pluck out the heart of my mystery.”… read on

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Extra Stalker Bonus Questions

Is there anything that really, really frightens you?
I find that small fluffy cats and young naked women fill me with dread.

What is your secret fear?
I fear that one day i will wake up naked. It is a recurring fear.

When you were young, did anything ever happen to you that was so bad that you couldn’t tell your parents?
Yes. However the police did eventually inform them shortly before my court date.

Do you sometimes think that, if you suddenly disappeared, no-one would care?
I find that it’s not when I disappear that causes problems, but when I magically appear. Usually, naked in the closets of my male friends while they are at work, (completely without their wives knowledge of course) , that the problems really start.

Have you ever contemplated or attempted suicide?
Yes. I succeeded.

If you were found dead, hanging in a closet at home, do you think people would believe it was suicide?
People would wonder who cut my legs off to allow me to be able to hang in such a small space.

Did you ever run away from home?
Once, my home ran away from me. We lived in a covered wagon and I fell out.

If you did, are you still running?
I run for no man, and from few women.

Are your parents dead yet?
Fingers crossed

Do you know anyone who hates you so much that they would like to see you dead?
A few fathers of single parents, two high school councillors, one half of a lesbian couple, and the entire Australian cast of cats (long story)

If so, do you have their phone number?
No but I have the case numbers of their restraining orders

How long have you been at your current address?
About 8″, however I get emails from a nice man that says I can double this.

Just moved in? Had time to make any friends yet?
No… I need it to snow before I can ‘make’ friends. Stems cells and genetic engineering are still a while off.

What happened to make you so strange?
Let me show you………………………………..

Do you realise that most people just pretend to like you?
Then they really suck at pretending.

People disappear all the time. Does that worry you?
Actually it makes things much easier.

Do you believe that some people are destined to die early and in pain?
Yes. Oh yes :)

Do you believe in demons, you know the sort that drive people mad?
I’m pretty sure I’ve dated several. Demonic possession and infernal heritage are forgivable when combined with long legs or a nice rack.

Did you know that someone has been hanging around your flat/house at night looking through the curtains?
If there wasn’t I’d put on clothes

Do you realise that you are being followed most days?
Yes, but they haven’t got enough evidence for an arrest warrant yet

Do you know what your so-called friends are saying about you.
Yes. I have the recordings, and they WILL pay.

Original Non-Funny Short Get-To-Know-You

Three Names I have been called
Stupid American, Warlock (long story), Peppy le Pew

Three Jobs I have had in my life
Security Guard/Bouncer, Mental Health Worker, Teaching English as a second language

Three places I have lived
My Car, Earle Page College, South Korea

Three TV Shows that I watch
Supernatural, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Dr Who

Three places I have been
Summer Palace, China. Bruce Lee’s statue, Hong Kong. Insane.

Three People that e-mail me regularly
Lachlan, Crystal (oh when will she stop), Tiff

Three of my favourite foods
Bakery anything, pickled pork, fruit & veg

Three friends I think will respond
I have no friends, only envious peers and fearful minions

Three things I am looking forward to:
The final book in the Songs of Ice and Fire series. The new GI Joe movie (don’t worry I’m aware how lame that is), Conclave 2009.

Optional extra questions for that little extra credit:

Three places you may find me hanging out alone… on my own:  Alone? As in, with noone else? Not since 2003…………

Three places in town I frequent:  Woolworths..it’s all I see of town these days. Sports UNE gym. um….. think that’s it.

Four drinks I may accept if you see me out at the pub: Yours, Mine, anything with Rum, Benadictine.

Three places I shop at:  Dymocks, Dick Smith’s, Centro

Three important numbers (feel free to include phone, credit or license numbers): Anything with a $ in front of it, 2452

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15 July, 2009

Transformers 2: Fall of the Franchise

I came out of Transformers 2 relatively sated, there were pointless explosions galore and vast scenic expanses of Megan Fox. It was only later, as the special effects induced numbness wore off that began to feel a bit ….. unimpressed.

Michael Bay started in advertising, and when he gets confused by complex things like creative direction and big budget he seems to fall back on that early training. In advertising there is a need to catch the eye, to make an impression as quickly as possible. Make it flashy, and always remember that sex sells. This is what transformers was, a string of highly exciting, visually spectacular scenes strung together with the flimsy plot and a smattering of fan service. Sadly too much flash results in flash-blindness, and we’re left numb by the assault on our senses.

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I would have to say, judging from the tone of this movie that Michael Bay is not a transformers fan, he didn’t grow up with the cartoons, he isn’t captivated by the idea of non-biological entities that can mimic non-organic forms as a kind of camouflage. A species so alien that they don’t even have a biological basis, yet share the same moral and emotional extremes as humanity. Instead Michael was offered a butt load of money to make a movie and call it Transformers, so he crafted the generic ‘boy goes to college’ that is the standard fare for the 15-19 age bracket and added hot chicks and explosions. Then, as an after thought he added these big robots that kind of change into GM cars. Which is almost as cool as GM cars turning into Trabants now that the Government has a deciding share in the company.

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I love pointless explosions, and near naked babes as much as the next guy, possibly even more if the next guy is gay, so I can’t fault the movie for that. Michael takes a movie about a boy called Sam, adds explosions (often without an apparent source), and a girl (who is almost superfluous to the plot) that most of us would sell our grandmothers to get into bed. There is also a movie about ballet dancing robots, that all look alike and must be made out of aluminium sheeting as they seem to weigh next to nothing. At some point someone spliced these two movies together and attempted to add humour to hide the gaping plot holes.

They failed.

“Argh… that’s gonna rust” got titters from the audience in the first movie, “I’m directly beneath its testicles” was met with silence in the second.

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Then there is Megan, the lovely Megan; who’s voice got decidedly squeakier with age (what gives?). I get it, I truly do. As far as Bay is concerned, and as evidenced by massive amounts of close up ‘about to burst out of my top’ screen time, Megan inspires mahogany below the belt. I admit I was well on the way to teak myself, but that first scene, draped across the motorbike made even me pause. The ad man was selling sex again, he missed sexy by a long shot and there is a huge difference between the two. The girl is gorgeous, but Michael was selling us his ’sexy girl draped over bike’ ad, a moment frozen in time that adds nothing to the character or the plot, this was simply Michael’s dream Playboy cover.

Characters appear and disappear with no apparent reason, Deceptacons steal a shard of the all-spark from a highly fortified military base rather then risk the danger of raiding a bike repair shop somewhere down-town, and the military exists as a glorified taxi service and supplier of cannon fodder.

In the combat scenes it is nearly impossible to tell who is who, and usually you don’t really care. The opening scene was such a miss-match of clashing metal (the movements far more lithe and unbelievable then the first movie) that I didn’t know who was who, who died, and even what side folks were on.

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Oh, did I mention the racist twins? No? Oh well.

Or the fact that Bumble Bee can’t talk again, when the scorpion Deceptacon from the first movie can regenerate his entire tail?

Yeesh. Bad jokes, John Turturro’s arse, ancient pot-brownie skits, Michael getting a hard-on for Megan, Explosions, the Army/Navy/Airforce getting obliterated again, robots with biological bodily functions, and back to Megan again (at one point with a robot humping her leg).

You know… throughout the movie the audience barely made a sound….. bad sign.

Conclusion? Worst action movie out so far this year………… and I LIKE pointless explosions and Megan Fox.

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For some other viewpoints (well some moderately humorous ones rather then simple vitriol filled rants) have a look at these

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/tr_review_transformers_revenge_of_the_fallen.php
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php
  • Topless Robot Transformers review
  • Topless Robot Transformers FAQ
  • Over at io9

Capitalist/Communist Hell

Filed under: tall.teacher — Reaper @ 5:42 pm
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A man dies and goes to hell. There he discovers that he has a choice: he can go to capitalist hell or to communist hell.

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Naturally, he wants to compare the two, so he goes over to capitalist hell. There outside the door is the devil, who looks a bit like Ronald Reagan.

“What’s it like in there?” asks the visitor.

“Well,” the devil replies, “in capitalist hell, they flay you alive, then they boil you in oil and then they cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives.”

“That’s terrible!” he gasps. “I’m going to check out communist hell!”

He goes over to communist hell, where he discovers a huge queue of people waiting to get in. He waits in line. Eventually he gets to the front and there at the door to communist hell is a little old man who looks a bit like Karl Marx.

“I’m still in the free world, Karl,” he says, “and before I come in, I want to know what it’s like in there.”

“In communist hell,” says Marx impatiently, “they flay you alive, then they boil you in oil, and then they cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives.”

“But… but that’s the same as capitalist hell!” protests the visitor, “Why such a long queue?”

“Well,” sighs Marx, “Sometimes we’re out of oil, sometimes the knives go missing, sometimes the water isn’t so hot.”

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